Today's Headlines

Crash Reportedly Due To S****** D***
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10/10/91575_ntnews.html

Man Named Father of the Year
http://failblog.org/2009/10/22/father-fail-3/

"Rape Tunnel" Promises To Engage Art Lovers
http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/the-rape-tunnel-by-sheila-zareno/

WMITW Announces EAM News Channel
More Taxes, Please, France: 1, Nutjobs 0, Love, Somali Style, New Cause for WMITW, Saving Beyond The Grave

Today's Headlines

Jersey Man Loves Cows
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/09/25/2009-09-25_judge_dismisses_animal_cruelty_charges_against_police_officer_robert_melia_for_s.html

Monday At Bernie's
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/10/13/2009-10-13_texas_man_found_asleep_with_corpse_inside_closet.html

Love and Porcelin
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/11/AR2009101101934.html?hpid=topnews

Important Spider Research
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTA9-Fu4dPc

Today's Headlines

Woman Fends Off Bear With Decorative Pillow
http://www.vaildaily.com/article/20090929/NEWS/909299973/1078&ParentProfile=1062

Nixon Dead, Yet Still At Odds With American Public
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-nixon-mao-protest1-2009oct01,0,6352524.story?track=rss

Fox Bets Viewers Will Come To It's Show Despite Premature Ejaculation During First Episode
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-ca-glee-sex27-2009sep27,0,2014448.story

Topless Lawn Mower Deemed Indecent
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/244/story/979140.html?storylink=omni_popular