Monday, July 27, 2009

Today's Headlines

WNBA Team Plays in Phone Booth, Lives in Closet
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/26/AR2009072602357.html

Escallating Number of Marijuana Arrests in Mendocino County Proves Hippie Adage that You Can't Trust Anyone Over 30, Particularly Hippies
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/26/AR2009072602645.html

Vibrating Razor Promises Something New for Shower Masturbaters: Pain and Blood
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/04/03/vibrating-razor-adds-dangerous-new-element-to-shower-masturbation/

Fox News Discovers Link Between Creationism and Incest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgfyVZEHcLQ&feature=popular

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