Today's Headlines

Omnipotent God Requires Assistance with Twitter
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/23/AR2009072300586.html?hpid=sec-religion

Man's Soup is Really F'ing Bad
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/hodousek-lawsuit-restaurant-2505680-condom-jumper

Michigan Man Loses License for Parking Violation
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_DRUNKEN_DRIVER_POLICE_POST?SITE=VASTR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Woman Rams Oscar Meyer Weiner Into Garage
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/07/18/2009-07-18_runaway_oscar_mayer_wienermobile_crashes_into_.html

Bonus: Japanese Commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
...(Danke, RJO)